Monday, August 06, 2007

Things That Happen After 4:20?


Okay, so this woman in Annapolis, MD claimed to the police that she was sexually assaulted. Police suspected that "something was wrong with her story" and that the claim was unfounded. But - when they were interviewing her they saw that pieces of fudge kept spilling out of her pockets. Police head over to "Uncle Bob's Fudge Kitchen" and found the door open and shelves ransacked. Apparently while stealing the fudge, she'd take a bite and if she didn't like it she'd throw it on the floor, if she did like it she shoved it in her pockets. She ended up going into the bathroom of the police station and tried to flush a bunch of the stolen fudge down the toilet - which resulted in clogging it.

Fudge.... yepper...fudge...

Saturday, August 04, 2007

August!

I know - LONG LONG TIME!! But let's move on...

Freaky things in Florida I tell you. I think that strange people (not including us of course) move to Freakville because they think they should. Check out this story:
http://www.news4jax.com/news/13812785/detail.html - toads and lizards and parakeets, oh my. Now how does that scenario even come up in a conversation? "Let's go honey, grab a lizard first".
16 days until school is back in - but who's counting...

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

I'll be back.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

I'm Baaaaack

Sooo long since my last post! My apologizes - hope I didn't lose you. Things have been so hectic here it's been hard to take a breath. We are having beautiful Florida weather right now (sorry to all y'all that have SNOW). Yesterday we spent the day at the beach for the first time since we moved here. What a nice beach! We had a great time, saw some beach volleyball teams that were on tour and now suffering from extreme sunburn. Yep, sunburn in April!

This week Kyle stars as the lead in his school play "The Emperor's New Clothes" - showing Thursday and Friday night this week. I'll try to take lots of pictures. Reality hit of the work he has put into it when I dropped in to Wynn Dixie earlier today and saw a big poster for the play on the front window of the store. Guess we need to really rehearse some lines this week! Kyle is the "king" and we ordered him a super cute king costume on line. Hey - where does one shop for a "COSTUME" when it's not Halloween - why on line of course!

Well have a good week! Watch for "play photos" soon!
xoxo

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Don't Drop the Soap!

NORTHWEST FLORIDA BUSINESSMAN SENTENCED TOFOUR YEARS IN FEDERAL PRISON FOR TAX FRAUD

Pensacola, Florida - Gregory R. Miller, United States Attorney for the Northern District of Florida, announced that Roy P. Snowden was sentenced today on conviction for five counts of Evasion of Payment of Income Taxes and one count of Conspiracy to Defraud the Internal Revenue Service (IRS).
Snowden admitted during his November 2006 plea hearing that he was a businessman engaged in a variety of marketing and investment-type ventures, including a magazine distribution business. He had most recently been manufacturing and selling “Java Jo’z” drive-thru coffee businesses. The indictment and factual basis for pleas further proved that his wife was named president and director of the Ft. Walton Beach business, though the indictment alleges she had little to do with its operation.
Snowden admitted that he failed to file accurate and timely income tax returns from 1992 through 1997, and was subsequently assessed taxes by the IRS. After the tax assessment, Snowden admitted he transferred businesses and placed assets in others’ names, and created corporate entities which he used in part to transfer and hold money and property out of the reach of the IRS.
Senior United States District Judge Lacey A. Collier sentenced Snowden to 48 months (four years) imprisonment, to be followed by three years of supervised release, and to pay a special monetary assessment of $100 per count of conviction. Judge Collier further ordered Snowden to pay $1.16 million restitution to the IRS. To date, Snowden has already paid over $900,000 of that restitution to the IRS.
The investigation was conducted by IRS Criminal Investigation. The case was prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Michelle M. Heldmyer.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Our Bennegan's Experience


So very rarely do we ever go out for dinner on a Saturday night but we made this "family date" to go out tonight. We decided on Bennigan's, which is close the house. We arrived at 6:45 p.m. and waited 20 minutes, even though we could see empty tables in there. After being seated the gal we thought that might be our waitress unfortunately had that disease where she couldn't see new people at one of her tables looking at menus. We finally after another 15 minutes or so flag down this waiter and he says "oh, you're not my table I'll tell your girl". It was the girl with the eye disease that somehow couldn't see us! So I order a glass of red wine, W a cocktail, and K orders a rootbeer float. Oops, sorry, there's no rootbeer - even though it's on the menu. He gets the "Pepsi float" which consisted of a Pepsi with a blob of ice cream steaming down the glass. Get this, our appetizer platter arrived BEFORE our drinks. That's right, 20 minutes later she brings me a glass of wine in a brandy snifter! And there was about as much wine in there as if it were brandy in there. I said "this isn't a full glass of wine" - but waited that long and needed a drink by now! Why no wine glass you ask? They were "dirty"! ::what?:::(By the way, when my next one came in a wine glass I poured it into the snifter to see the level, I was served a 1/4 of a glass of wine. Then the meal. Since K ordered mini burgers and we ordered this huge appetizer platter we decided to share the steak and shrimp platter. It comes with a baked potato but we substituted french fries since we were sharing. The expeditor throws it on our table. A plate, with a steak and some shrimp. No potato, no fries, no steak knife, no extra plate.. just this lonely platter. Waitress finally meanders by and says "oh, no steak knifes. Comes back, sorry they are dirty too, no steak knives. How about some A-1 W asks.. she comes back, sorry we're out of A-1. She gives us the bill as says we took 10% off because of the A-1. BECAUSE OF THE A-1!?! They deducted $3.25 from our bill! The manager authorizes this HUGE discount but never looks us in the eye as she passes our table a kajillion times. As we are getting up to leave some guy is yelling at the waitress out loud about how they are staying and how bad it was and what a bitch the manager was. We just kept nodding and telling people waiting - while our section was near empty.. run while you can..run.. Bad Bennegans..never again!
Update: Bennagans called us then sent us a gift certificate for $40. Todate: still unused.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Circus - Part Deux

Okay, we went to the circus. My kid loved it. I'm still mortified that they use elephants - huge, gigantic animals forced to stand with all four legs on small round stands, forced to jump onto their hind legs - I still think it's wrong. I think the tigers are wrong too. They were all hissing and swatting at the guy with the "whip" and half way through I swear I was rooting for the tigers to just swat the guy a good one. The little dogs (poodles and such) were cute. The elephants play quite a small part - one little bit where they make them do ridiculous things and then mostly people riding/parading them around - why don't they just eliminate them from the show? It's just wrong. We actually had to cross a picket line of people who felt this exact way. I'm weak..had to go in anyways. Ahh the things we do for our children. I freely admit I'm a hypocrite on this one. Never again will I go...I promise.
I'm not even gonna mention clowns....

Friday, January 19, 2007

The Circus



So tomorrow we are going to the CIRCUS. Yep, I actually agreed to go to the circus! My fear of clowns should be in overdrive but I was convinced my son needs to see the circus. It should be quite the day. I'll let you know how it goes.








A New Day

Today is a new day. Let's all breathe and go about our business and let the chips fall where they may.

Let's everyone do a random act of kindness and get on with life.

Monday, January 01, 2007

January 1st, 2007

Wow, gotta get used to writing 2007, it's a funky reach with the finger on the keyboard.
So, six days after Christmas as we have already suffered from new toy boredom. That's right, all the cool stuff that was under the tree and all had to be opened and played with that very day, is stacked, tossed, shoved, and ignored now. :sigh: Next year it's underwear and socks, lots and lots of underwear and socks, and may a shirt.... yea a shirt or two.. and maybe pants. Every gift will feel like the dreaded clothes gift...... Got just under a year to plot........