Okay, so this woman in Annapolis, MD claimed to the police that she was sexually assaulted. Police suspected that "something was wrong with her story" and that the claim was unfounded. But - when they were interviewing her they saw that pieces of fudge kept spilling out of her pockets. Police head over to "Uncle Bob's Fudge Kitchen" and found the door open and shelves ransacked. Apparently while stealing the fudge, she'd take a bite and if she didn't like it she'd throw it on the floor, if she did like it she shoved it in her pockets. She ended up going into the bathroom of the police station and tried to flush a bunch of the stolen fudge down the toilet - which resulted in clogging it.
Fudge.... yepper...fudge...
