Things You Didn't Know

Okay, so here's some strange things that I bet you didn't know.. I will tell you, then you will know and later, you will wonder why you know that.

Did you know that:

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannotsink into quicksand.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

And my personal favorite:

What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
Answer: All invented by women


Oh! And you know what I think? I think you tried to lick your elbow!

WOW

Did you know that there is such a thing as a BLENDER PHONE! Why don't I have one of these? I can't remember the countless times that I have been talking on the phone, trying to wind the conversation to a close so that I can get those margaritas a mixin'. Not to mention being able to throw the ingredients for guacomole in there while being on hold with Florida Power! Someone was brilliant here!

Where Was This When I Was Single?

This is too funny!! http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/

Fever Gone!

So as of 10:30 this morning the fever seems to be gone!! He's stuffed up but seems to have made it to the other side. ::phew::: One more day and I think we will have made a break through. Was another rough night but kudos to the dog for not waking me up this morning. W coming home for the weekend and then we'll all go back with him on Sunday for a little mini vacation. Horray!

Flu Season?

So they say it isn't flu season. I got news for ya... the flu has hit the Moore's house. Poor Kyle battling fever and sick! Really nice of the dog to wake me up to go outside for the first time ever! He choose 6:30 on a morning where we had been up all night battling the fever and vomiting. That dog has never woken me up before! Then we get back to sleep and boom, double-whammy, he wakes me up again at 8:00! I think he figures since the kid can wake me up all night long it must be the thing to do. Fever broke for a while today, but we are sitting again at about 101 this evening. He's finally eating so we may have had a break-through.


Did You Know This:

The five most stolen items in a drugstore are batteries, cosmetics, film, sunglasses, and, get this, Preparation H. Apparently people are just too embarrassed to purchase the last item. And, just in case you are curious, one of Preparation H's main ingredient is shark liver oil. The oil not only helps shrink hemorrhoids, but will shrink any tissue. As a result, many older women in Florida use the stuff to help reduce the appearance of wrinkles!

Poor Kyle would like nothing more than
to be doing this - he has the FLU..

Think nice thoughts for him!

June 7, 2006

SUMMER IS HERE!

June 6

So why would the media get us all hyped up about a date? 6/6/6 they say..whoa.. Don't we have enough to worry about in this life than a date? So actually at the time of this post 6/6 is over, it's 1:10 a.m. and nothing evil happened at my place so I guess I'll tuck the sage away for another day.
It's scary in this place by myself with Warren out of town. Thank goodness for Edgar the dog, as small as he is he still barks to protect.
Okay, off to bed.